December 31st, 2017

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Ну, с наступающим!

Лучший обзор уходящего года опубликован почему-то в Miami Herald.

Looking back on 2017 is like waking up after a party where you made some poor decisions, such as drinking tequila squeezed from the underpants of a person you do not really know. (At least you hope it was tequila.)

The next day finds you lying naked in a Dumpster in a different state, smeared from head to toe with a mixture of Sriracha sauce and glitter. At first you remember nothing. But then, as your throbbing brain slowly reboots, memories of the night before, disturbing memories, begin creeping into your consciousness. As the full, hideous picture comes into focus, you curl into a ball, whimpering, asking yourself over and over: Did that really happen?

Рекомендую целиком. А потом можно выпить за то, чтобы наступающий год был не хуже предыдущего. С новым счастьем, дорогие товарищи.
 



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